ha…ha ha

Posted: 25 July, 2010 in Stuff
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Well, FINALLY!! Skewl is oveeeer!! Bazinga!! Well, while I haven’t been posting, many things have been happening…

I’ve watched all 3 series of The Big Bang Theory.

Bought a gobstopper the size of my fist, and licked the whole thing to death in a day.

Read over 200 articles on College Humor, every day.

Got my school report, fuck me my comments for Latin (the lesson we always piss about in, ie. throwing tennis balls at teachers!!) were GOOD!

Downloaded at least 300 new songs, and listened to them non-stop. I now know the lyrics to all 562 songs on my computer.

Watched all 3 series of Inbetweeners.

ACQUIRED A CRUSH ON SHELDON COOPER…. BAZINGA!!!

Bought a t-shirt that says ‘BAZINGA!’

Took part in my school’s House Drama, as one the girls in the play ‘Much ado about Clubbing’

WORN A DRESS (-gasp-)

That’s about it :D

Best retro ever

Posted: 14 July, 2010 in Faves
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I like Habbo. I hate having to buy creds. I like retros. I love TZAG. One of my friends is a DJ on the (awesome) radio, and I’m friends with a few of the mods. Right now we’re making a Roleplay, called ‘The Survivors’. Thought up, created and run by me, it’s a game about zombies and surviving in a world that wants to eat your brains for supper…

Check it out!

Owch!

Posted: 11 July, 2010 in Stuff
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Fleeeppin’ sun. Burnin’ mah legs. I iz gonna sue da crap outta dat beetch. Sittin’ in da sky, aw high and mightay.

Hey guys. Any of you have pen pals? I have one, from TEXAAAAAS. lol. She doesn’t know about this blog… ¬.¬

Short post today because I’m bored and I? can’tthink because my legs FUCKING HURT.

Yay! Two people so far have figured out the password for the Secret Page. It’s not that great, but it’s still fun ;)

Okay, on to today’s topic. Sprite is really… boring. It’s plain old lemonade, and it tastes of shit. It’s not REAL lemonade. 7Up is lemon-lime, and damn lovely. It’s my favourite one…and guess what? It’s not made by Coca-Cola! Those damn bastard.

OMEGLE

Posted: 9 July, 2010 in Stuff
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Oh my christ. Some funny shit on this site. Pics:








































Hate it when you say your 12 and they instantly disconnect.

It rocks.

Anyway…

AAH. Sorry for no posts! It’s the end of the school year and I had shit loads of revision…stupid parents…making me revise for ages. But today I did a very stupid thing… I leftmy earphones by the side of my laptop, where all the heat comes out…and put them in my ears. It was really hot, damn it hurt. So you guys… what’s the stupidest thing you’ve done recently?


P.S- I got a 6A in Science, 5A in History, 3A (whogivesafuck) in Latin, 6B in Maths and 6B in English. Sorry to anyone who doesn’t use these marks systems in their school…but they are pretty decent. My target for Science at the end of Year 9 is 7B…So I’m doing pretty well!

Every blog I make has rubbish views. I don’t mind that much, but how does everyone get 100,000,000,000+ views, except me? My posts are okay…right? Lol. In other news, have you figured out the password to the secret page yet? There is a clue on this site somewhere…mwahaha. I have a few projects right now. The top priority is THE HARDEST QUIZ EVER. I’m making it on PowerPoint, thank God for my school. I was slacking off in IT on Friday, looking through the pupil server and trying to find a proxy that wasn’t blocked. I stumbled upon a little PowerPoint, telling you how to make this trick question or some crap. I implemented my newfound knowledge into a PowerPoint of awesomesauce. When it is finished, I will put it on the site for you to marvel at.

How do you get it to work? The acursed thing won’t accept my blog. Oh well. I’m busy right now, browsing ThinkGeek for stuff to add to my wishlist. I’m so sad lol

First thing’s first, I couldn’t post yesterday because I was at my cousin’s house. We had a BBQ, and killed each other with water pistols ;]

-Cue Star Wars theme-

The TOP 10 iPHONE/iTOUCH APPS (In no particular order!)

1. GodFinger (free)

This app is so easy to use, and insanely addictive. Build stuff, put your followers to work, customize everything with landscaping ‘wonders’, loads of decorative and functioanl items, use rain to turn a barren desert into a lush green forest, with lakes and mountains, and use the sun to grow beautiful flowers. AND it’s free. So at least give it a try!

2. Emoji Enabler – Easily Unlock 460+ Beautiful Icons For Free (free)

Easy to activate, with more emoticons (or emoji) than the paid apps, use these cute icons to customize your notes emails and messages. The only downside is people without the icons activated just see squares.

3. Word Scramble 2 – 105 Scramble Points (59p)

This is a VERY good deal. 105 Scramble points will get you a lot. You should get this over the free version. It’s fun, addictive, educational (you learn new words), very competitive and easy to use.

4. Colosseum (59p)

Cute graphics, easy gameplay, and very addictive. If you aren’t a fan of side-scrolling beat ‘em ups, get the lite version and try it, and although this game gets boring after a bit, it’s still awesome!

5. AAA Pokedex (£1.19)

It might be expensive, but this is the BEST Pokedex app available. Info on all the Pokemon, with their cries, shiny versions, descriptions, moves, egg groups, and more. Add them to your favourites, compare them easily and see the Movedex with info on every move available!

6. Meebo (free)

Better than eBuddy. It’s easy to use, you can access multiple accounts at a time, and it just looks nice. It’s also free!

7. AwesomeNote (free)

Don’t bother with the paid version. This has a lovely, user-friendly interface, lots of features, and you can passcode-lock your private folders! I use this to jot down ideas, any school work I need to do, any funny jokes I find and also as a general diary. The only thing missing is Push Notifications for your To-Dos.

8. Aqua Master (free)

By the AAA Pokedex guy, this is the most addictive game ever. Let the enemies’ bombs hit you, go flying into the air and jump on them to kill them. Get combos for more XP, and use your XP to increase the frequency of certain enemies. If you don’t level up before the time runs out, it’s game over!

9. Facebook (free)

Very easy to use, it lets you post pictures and videos, write comments, see your events and friend requests, and post statuses. Very simple and clean. Facebook made an excellent move by making this free.

10. Mail (default)

The easiest way to access your mail without a laptop/PC. It comes built in to your iPhone/iTouch, and is super-easy to set up. Don’t overlook this one.

Well that’s it! I hope you download some of these, if not all, and find them AWESOME HROSNJAASIHGKZ… Yeah. In other news, there are some new features coming to the blog, so keep looking out and tell your friends!

Yeeees…mwahaha

Posted: 25 June, 2010 in DOOM
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Those zombie termites are a goddam nuisance.

This blog is of randomness, stuff that happens to me, reviews, general awesomeness…. Blaa blaa. So. Tommorow will be my top ten iPhone/iTouch apps! See ya then!